• me trying to have a conversation with someone:
  • cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
  • me:
  • cashier:
  • me:
  • cashier:
  • me:
  • cashier:
  • me:
  • cashier:
  • me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com

ballato:

oh the weather outside is frightful

but the internet is so delightful

(Source: isobert)

  • me: haha ok
  • autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
  • person: hey wanna hang out
  • thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this